Welcome, Intros, Sing-alongs - BsidesNCL Team

all right we're not sing just yet we got some important announcements to make first uh is the fire person around yet nothing's on fire it's fine whatever that alarm is it's not me all right cool right important sensible stuff Hello um I've never talked into one of these before I feel like I'm on The X Factor um so I'm Jack on the site manager welcome to UTC um so I'm just going to give you a quick rundown on what to do if the firearm does go off um I'm not planning any drills so if it does go off it is a real evacuation so at the bottom of each stairs on each side you've got a a fire exit you go out

there out the gate into the yard what you'll have to do though is you'll have to walk around by the building site cuz there's a lot is Round by the building site up to the royal meal along to the Crown Plaza and back towards the building I know it sounds backward but that's the rules um and what we'll do is um we'll wait on my go ahead for you to come back in at no point should you enter the building again to retrieve anything um we do have um a Mobility user um so the event happen on our first or ground floor isn't it yeah yeah so if you're on the ground floor you can get

out if you're on the first floor you can get out the front Okay um if there's any issues let one of the organizers know and they'll come and find me um but apart from that enjoy the day thank you thank you for having us organizers some organizers organizers are wearing these very attractive orange aons sponsors are wearing

pink I don't know where sman right I know you're very keen I just want to do some some welcomes welcomes dear welcomes thank you for showing up on time unlike us hooray welcome to bides Newcastle version five um really really ched you're here big shout out to the UTC for having us some of you might have noticed we had a bit of a last minute drama but it's fine now because this is a great building um so we've got some singing we've got some amazing talks for you all today um hopefully everyone knows where they're meant to be this is track one track two is there track three is upstairs what am I missing sticker store Battle Bots

those of you who booked in for installations you should have your time you don't know what an installation is you should probably talk to that man there and he'll tell you all about things that you can stick in your body for fun um right um who else we got thank sponsors we like sponsors we like them we got the sponsor slide should we do that afterwards the sponsor we do some singing first do singing first Ben's making you all sing please humor [Laughter] him I'm just going to give you to bed now this is your idea right you can have it go on it's a great idea my idea to sing oh [ __ ] marvelous I'm going to

make all the volunteers as well but yeah uh I slightly cocked up the lyrics so I think you all got the first page and well [ __ ] it guess and it's on the screen what's it starting with I've Splunk Splunk Splunk so come on more people don't make me feel like a fool here no you get your ass over here right now Dave you need to go on no Dave Dave's on click all right I can't sing I don't care I can't sing for [ __ ] either you to put that down rosie come on all right get started we'll just go for it we'll just go for it uh when when when yeah just going to do like I'm going to

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port but all the ports are closed so I've had to abort I Pro poked scried in the hope of some new shell the inevitable fact is I'm stuck in no sh hell I've got no more tools to use for access to deny I've tried to go to shopping but there's no more tools to buy to stop abuse more tools I've tried to get in budget and I'm in

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no more hacks to give yes are you happy yes your singing was well non-existent but I hope you lik ours Ben's Morgans Morgan big shout out for Morgan for the bridge [Applause] woo that was everything it was ever going to be um right we got sponsor slide no [Music] yeah thank you so much massive Round of Applause for the one musician in the

[Applause] room all right hands up if your a sponsor thank [Laughter] you amazing no seriously we could do this without sponsors there is a big long list of you but people out there you should go and see our ID cyber X beam black Hills that security company/ pocket Sim I can't remember which one you're under today but thank you both of your companies uh KAC caps lock not that I'm just reading this off a b oh you did five and scks who do I miss caps lock I didn't say probably loudly enough Sage Bri Brian Welton everyone Brian [Music] Welton we can thank whoever you want to thank who do you want to thank oh yeah thanks Rich sounds yeah

you're the best I like Rich s yeah so thank you to Richard s for the projector in track to without them well we wouldn't have it uh uh yeah oh they they're fairly certain they people have told them they've been informed uh and even though they're not quite here yet Metro Repro because we need to run and get the stickers because they are now ready and we can go and get them so they will be stickers yay that's about it um couple other things thank you to volunteers because honestly without volunteers we'd be stuffed you're all brilliant speakers All Of You' come in I've said a lot of thank you if I've missed anyone for any

reason thank you the most right um we've got a talk for you come onced be really excited so do you want to be Lee or death butcher or death butcher Lee excellent death butcher Lee and is death butcher apron um I saw Lee do a version of this talk at DTX and it was wicked and now he's made it even more wicked and he's going to name some names as well we've got a couple of people naming names today no Brian welton's mentioned um which is good so well if you're watching this on the recording there were bits that you won't see sorry what you get for not coming um those of you in the room though you're

going to get it all all right let's get Lee sorted out uh also hosting this room today whilst I went for Lee my two favorite Scottish people Alice no um yes Eliza here I mean yeah it does say Ela you're just gonna be Eliza today Eliza can be Scott Li can be whoever she wants to be to be fair right Dave and Scott are your two best hosts for today I'll be in and out just making a noise whenever I feel like it um we pass over to you say hello hello hello