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BSidesMCR 2018: Opening Remarks (T1)

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right okay so a couple of opening remarks before we get into the main action of some tracks so welcome to Manchester those you live here will know how awesome it is those who are visiting hopefully we'll find out how awesome is it it is those who went to beer sighs last night poppy still shouldn't be here so go to a quick show of hands who's at beer sighs last night who was still there after 12 who was still not after one anyone they must all still be in bed it was on there no okay here's a great night and we'd like to thank all the presenters who spoke there and Manchester it's got a rich rich heritage

of IT quite possibly responsible for the first computer first program um probable start computer and it's the home of honcho in who's obviously really great things for us so if you're in mansions for a bit longer get yourself to mozzie you can see the replica of them of baby and if you go to sack bill parking have a selfie with her I'm cheering so we can loosen cos out to the sponsors these are the people who you need to thank for financing this whole gig so we're gonna start with our platinum sponsors we've got e to e a new sponsor for as this year strain of platinum so we will thank them NCC group spotted us for a whole five

years so we appreciate their dedication to us and so karma who have previously been pen testers spotted as them over the years as well so thanks to you those guys our girls sponsors at ports we get 10 ml of echo Netta tude Acuras Trend Micro co-op Nova coast some of them are supportive those up over the years and some of the new we appreciate all of you for helping put this event on they all have stuns or most impressed and out there and they've pretty much all got competitions challenges and prizes so go and visit them all go and talk than they've all got some interesting things to say they've all got some great challenges at the end

we'll have a prize-giving with with the winners of these challenges also mentioned to our silver sponsors advanced research managers they that they're around about so if you can find them and have a chat with them and then our after party sponsors MWR so if B assigns wasn't enough for last night MWR thrown another party tonight which lead us on to this if you want to go you need to go and talk to n WR you need to get a wristband or you're not getting in so I'm sure the next break the end of our stands gonna be very popular so make sure you go that is in the back of your program so it tells you where you go and

what you need to do so please read it one slight change to what's in the program lunch it's in a different place to what we expected and to where it's been previously so wearing this top bit wearing lecture theatre deep about 27 the other that is the rover the way there's all the sponsors area lunch is around the corner or if you're in here through there we've got so many people here this year that they can't fit it into the one atrium so they're moving into two which is which is great finally on nearly file this is our fifth year and we hope it's going to be bigger better faster stronger more enjoyable this is the eclectic group who dedicate

time to putting this on they don't get paid myself Rick there's Matt who's dive monkey who this pitch was taken last year he's not dead and that's not a tribute to him but he somehow got stuck in Vegas as someone couldn't make it to Manchester so but he's here this year he's um doing something similar in track to there's dom gaff and lloyd and you'll find those guys dotted around they're all in green shirts like this finally the health and safety bits there's no fire drills or anything expected ace if the alarm goes off it's a real one so follow the signs get out listen to the venue stuff and we want to crowd source click keeping this place

clean we have to tie these up at the end and the longer that takes the the longer it means were away from the pub so we're going to get some bags and put them at the doors and if you've got cups or rubbish and bringing when you put it in the box and help us keep this place tidy finally enjoy your day learn get involved meet people visit our sponsors have fun any questions find somebody who's got a t-shirt like this or like Dahmer or Gareth and we'll try and help other than that thank you very much

okay so onto our first talk hello everybody right okay so onto our first oh right yeah you can take this moment if you'd like to switch tracks so we'll just give a moment for anybody to do that so we have here in track 1 ahmud who's going to be giving us no view of apt 15 live and kicking and then we have Joe Gardner in track 2 tricking binary trees so let's give you a minute to swap over