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Closing - Brian Whelton

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um right so uh thank you very much for coming to Biz London um new venue it was very scary for us we weren't too sure how it was going to work in the new venue more people um on the whole most people spoken to it seems to be reasonably positive I think and I know good I'm sure I'm sure we'll find out later but that's that um as you know bides has been around for some time bides London we've had 2011 was the first event uh went all the way through uh 2018 was our first I first involved uh 2020 we don't talk about 2020 um um um not too sure what happened in 2020

some reason I don't have the slide decks um so today um we issued about 2100 used tickets attendance tickets uh released 200 last night manag to free some up from some of the sponsors and stuff and today we had 1363 coming in which is not bad B when the ilac only had a capacity of 1,200 so that's that's so we we're pretty good so we do have a capacity of 2 and a half thousand here so um it I think seem about the right number but next year we're going to pack you in so and we're going to load the price of tickets to free from free right okay so um it's not possible this is very

expensive hobby put the B sides on even the small B sides see and so um this was very very expensive was why didn't get t-shirts effectively we would love to have done your t-shirts but 2,000 t-shirts would have been a um yeah that's my my credit card gone ain't going to happen so we have to thank the sponsors we do have because this was still you pricey so if you want to sponsor next year we'll come to that right so blue team security blue team um have to admit when they first approach us I had to Google them um but they've been absolutely amazing to deal with superb and if you've seen their product it's absolutely brilliant the price of

it and it's vendor neutral and certification is being recognized Now by many go and do it and uh you might be able to do it given one of the prizes we'll see about that um we have our Platinum sponsors who some long sponsors here we have with secure who've been with some time have JP Morgan Chase and Co fantastic they've been around this on is shees a force of energy and we have tenable who basically a start absolutely fantastic St supports of bsize London and we support them thank you very much um we have many gold sponsors this year um we have armac code her first time new new sponsors and we have AWS returning to

the fold thank you very much uh we have cck SE who are well yeah they might as well call it bze Che they're always here and side Jacks who are fantastic Community sponsor they sponsor many community events fantastic people as well uh we have security routs Traders they've always uh always been big sponsor of us and I hope you guys um saw the product today it's quite good elastic it was good guys um and was also fun EXA beam you can't have a bid without xab beam turned up apparently and we're very grateful for their ongoing support greylog um fantastic guys thank you very much uh I'll come a sec they're fantastic guys and um yeah

did anyone find [Music] them there's there's a CTF didn't find them you not getting the prize um I I believe they were actually all standed out but they were happy to sponsor us and just say here's the money please don't make us have a stand and we're like okay fine have your money so if you want a sponsor us like that next year oh yeah feel free I mean that's an example for us all um Plexi track Plex tracks they basically come in literally last minute they literally had Plex track huh oh God

God now I'm not going to say there was any copy and paste involved in this but one job mate you had one job um yes I might have been doing this in the last 15 minutes I'm really sorry I will fix this Plex track they literally come to us two weeks ago and they literally had 24 hours to get us stuff go to print and they did and they've been amazing the last two weeks signed up to be sponsors and getting all the forms in getting the accounts over they did it all fantastic people and of course that's not their trademark Sublime security the best named company in security well as far as I'm concerned come on we got Sublime

it's great um fantastic um those guys Tesco um there we go that's the problem with presenter mode and not knowing your slides because You' wrote 15 minutes ago uh Tesco um they support this in 2019 they're back this year they were back in force this year and uh wow yeah they had 27 boxes where we turned up we fought Bas saw these big boxes well that's all the sponsor stuff no that was just tesos it was and uh but no they've been great and you've spoken to the day they have been fantastic guys and uh yeah hopefully they'll come back um TI always good guys um their product is pretty good and look at the hash look

at that the right name thank you much at least one slide's right um Vectra they've been with us for years fantastic and watch now these guys are new and they've been fantastic um I think besides London was a bit of an experience compared to some of their other places too but they yeah fantastic I hope you went to sell them more many of you did because they got a big box there for the stamped Cs and some of them actually even got stamps on which is really good um so um yeah apparently they dodgy not there to say anything about those David said U we got grassroot sponsors which um actually he come to unfortunately gr

Consulting he's standing over there and returnal security which is a newsletter and uh it's definitely worth Googling that because it's actually good news so I'll definitely go over that and we also have individual grassroot sponsors who thankfully yeah they paid to be here um so thank God for people like that because literally we couldn't do this without them The Villages um you fell but notice some or hear some of the Villages today obviously we had the trains we had the lockpicking village we had the car hacking Village unfortunately obviously you're not here and also heat train um yeah those pictures might have been taken in the last 15 minutes before this talk as well so um but yeah um that was quite

interesting stuff that I managed actually after three years get a go on the car car rick it was really good which leads us to here which now oh yeah I can see people Li up okay okay right so when we first come with this idea we thought okay got something to give away we'll give this away why not it went out of hand after that CU we asked this would you like to give some gifts and it's like suddenly yeah we got a lot of stuff so um Grant you sir come here would you please take a that's random a one from the top go go for go for it if you're not here t thank God it's somethingone I can

pronounce George [Applause] Canan come on come on not going to have it that easy we've got to be up here serve you thank you very much smile for the

camera W that's going to be embarrassing I thought might to pull about 15 cars out that's great um we got some hoodies should we get the hoodies away with that as well or do you want to do them the raffle I think let's let's do one hoodie with the the cost sorry mate you let not going back [Music] in if he won again can you imagine the door's over there we wouldn't stand a chance sorry as it's random um um you SE in the green t-shirt yes you look like you mind your own business that would [Music]

do serious no not funny not funny only I'm sorry but I don't remember actually accepting phone phone injuries so Matthew Grove eight two two for two

what would you like large or extra large actually this good lad right smile and [Applause] Jake need you give them a chance if they're sitting in the other room yeah we we got communication chance all good so that's quite good cuz two for two what the Chan of other people been in the audience uh CTF Mr Paul uh may I hand this over to Paul who run our CTF with Andy from Trace piit excuse me uh yeah right so in first place uh we have [Applause] a you in yourself we're not sure come on yeah come on uh so you get these you also get a Raspberry Pi 5 but it didn't arrive yet so you need to speak to Andy where's

Andy put your hand up over there see Andy there Sor you have to go speak to Andy over there all right right you'll take your details down and you'll sort that out for you okay well thank you thank you okay uh next just press space right cool right so second is TR talk [Applause] yes anybody else that's coming up there are stairs down this side here so yeah yeah come on yeah everybody ready yeah cool so you get one and a book cool cool hopefully you enjoyed it yeah excellent so you can go back down the stairs as well if you like [Applause] right and uh okay thanks Brian yeah help yeah I'm getting on a bit now um in

third place

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Bianca you go hope you had a good

time we also uh had a bit of a raffle as well so we've got a raffle for participation because obviously not everybody was going to win a prize so uh we set with secure kindly donated some bags which uh Brian's going to model one or I guess I'll model it like this we have five of these uh so so we selected some uh random um non- podium finishing people so hopefully they are still here not yet yeah yeah yeah so uh you didn't write them down I off my phone I got it I got it that's cool so bear with me one sec did send them to Brian thought you put them on a slide but I guess you

know this is awkward a it Brian so uh in first I am will is I am will still here is he next door I don't know if he's next door let me know well he not will he's not here then okay so good job I did more than five of these just in case right so second is Max is Max in here come

on get a photograph oh okay

uh next is chinchilla we got chinchilla in here come [Applause] [Music] on no the STS you w you through all the prizes I tried all right right there you go so you need one yeah excellent not done St

squ right so uh next is [Applause] Vic yeah yeah yeah that's probably the best instruction basic instruction basic instructions very this is the last one I can't I struggle to count to five oh got two more yeah see apparently I do struggle to count to uh next is uh P4 no next next door okay well I guess [Music] wean [Music] no chrisy BRC no this is getting really awkward uh R

hey hey do the it's all you

you it's Chris one come on [Applause] [Music]

then to like barric yeah yeah that's got an idea you know awesome bag here yeah all done yeah I did I did fiveish yeah did you do five good I did seven but yeah okay it's good cool thank you very much Paul all right Paul so Paul organized the CTF this year with Andy and uh if you played it was it any [Applause] [Music] good okay so the raffle so the raffle and also the stick St sticker store as well yeah absolutely fantastic it raised um 2672

which which one of you gave the2 uh the donation stand still downstairs when the beard downstairs feel free if that goes to 3,000 we would not be upset so we have multiple to give away there's more t-shirts oh there's some T-shirts to sell as well there you go we hoping to increase that so the first prize we have was donated by d d to [ __ ] Fant it's a pie free thank you very much and uh what number we got oh half half evil free free free in Green in Green theor in green it could be fre fre fre put it next to the box for now if no one comes to claim it we'll uh recycle it later

can move no just put up ticket no no no but if someone is in the other room well then we got communication they should tell us they tell you anything no they hav that's why that's what we're C here no no no no confirmation orange uh 607 hey [Applause] find The priz Giver give be there thank you flashback to the [Music] schore okay we have some lock picks now we got three sets now should we give us one or three three okay fine no choice it's your own time you're wasting 861 orange yes 861 that's what I said and a color oh and it's um orange [Applause] a so apparently these are from Australia I'm not too sure that means you got use

them upside down and apparently very very rare thank you thank you very much Andy we're not putting that back in you're not going to win with it okay good try thank you very much 627 orange

orange didn't get a photograph he got off lightly you want that one or do want that one I don't know what's in that it's a mystery box that hang on good fantastic wa uh white 48 this the worst G of bingo ever oh white 48 yeah yeah let me Shy come on we're 14 other people up [Applause] too come on oh okay see what we doing here yeah fantastic oh thank you very much

[Applause] no hoodies orange 992 hey yeah well come on come I'm not throwing [Music] [Applause]

it large or extra large

L these guys are all witness protection so me being the photographs guarantees they won't be published 384 [Music] green

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[Applause] Sarah which one oh excuse me could you hold yeah uh right we have some more bags cuz we have quite a few bags which one first hang okay okay can we stop picking tickets up please seriously stop everyone needs a hobby but not that 926 orange

hey okay you want why [Applause] not 791 orange this is like a really bizarre code in for Bingo no 791 orange next door next door no okay y 375 green no y no [Applause] hey he wasn't involved in selling raffle tickets the restraining order doesn't let us get close true true all right 205 white [Applause] would a black hat bag in Secure or black hat black hat thank you very [Music] much no we have loads 232 [Applause] White [Applause] if we're in America you'd notice someone Wonder ra to because you could to hear this when the numbers called out we're not getting that and it's upsetting could you please try that for the next person please bit of

[Music] encouragement at 915 orange don't make don't make me give you another prize no hang hang [Applause] on you may have scream woot out there we wouldn't have heard you cuz you're miles away thank you very much you're an example 352 green [Music] is that slow clap kind of like

protest sorry do you think this is some kind of democracy um 646 orange orang hey you love going along with him makes my life harder just say don't give me an excuses okay I think that's all our prizes and now we're on to the vendors would you agree yep absolutely arm a [Music] [Applause] code oh oh yeah no expense fed I say this okay would you have to say I should yeah 415 green [Applause]

no [Applause] awesome oh there airpod by the way sorry should say [Applause]

[Music] sorry I just got names is right oh got names okay our ticket is not good enough here sorry that's uh yeah thank you to everyone who tried the party rock AWS app name call if they're here otherwise I've got six to pick from Archie [Applause]

hanock good job man thank you so much [Applause] man elastic where are you come on come on please tell okay we'll give a ticket out for you would you like to pick the

ticket 642

[Applause] orange I think that works better better when the person's actually here 642

orange don't run we're not insured right so you have two choices here you can have okay or you can have this piece of car your choice I'll go with the mystery GI okay it's it's a are you elastic swag bag if you contact she will contact she will send you one of these and probably one of these right thank you very [Music] [Applause] [Music] much [Applause]

Steve uh 1 193 white oh [Applause] I think you just likes having his photograph taken with me yeah hell he has got it as

well yeah can we get on the black list for next year please Taylor are you around [Applause] do you want to do that first you want to do the app let's do this one first all right so this one if anyone came to the booth between the hours of 8:30 and 10:30 I was calling it the Saturn V and then I learned it's called the Saturn 5 so not the Saturn V common mistake um so the winner of this one was only off by one one guess the answer was 1,513 and if Gabby or Gabriella is here they've answered 1 1512 Gabby Gabriella see yeah I'll have the email we'll just email all right we will send it to your

email but we won't share it oh no no no Gabby oh nope false alarm okay good try so now this is yes this is for the gry log branded airpods which means we put a sticker and now it's branded we are so getting super all right this is 294 color oh uh White [Applause] no 294 going once oh [Applause] yes no all right do we count to three nope okay the crowd is

spoken all right let see this yellow white white do we know our colors um 947 white orange wait see it looks [Music] okay no more fish to frow 947 no all right third time's the charm right this is green I got that one 350 green 350 yes yes hey

congratulations ah okay you want to do a little photo yay congrats you have a hi well do you want to hold him cuz you're the winner now hi you have your first one than yeah it was thanks um Vectra Jenny are you around ah okay Jenny you've changed it's Dan sorry hello Dan so sorry or Jenny had to leave early my name is Daniel so I have an original Atari 2600 plus the plus it's an original plus the original was it's that little thing there okay so let's get to it so if you visited our stand then good luck to you so Brian if you may please really I get paper cuts insured right all right let's see we got here let's

see if I can read this blank I'm not sure if I can read that the oror you here that that's you that is you I remember congratulations your photo all right well done thank okay thank you very much cheers all right uh we are with Sublime Sublime security are you in the house excellent sorry D very Sim as Jenny it's [Music]

[Music] bad all right we have an aeronet here which is a portable CO2 monitor with an e in display Bluetooth connectivity it'll it'll change your life and and and maybe save your life and a bunch of uh brain cells as well the ticket number is 947 that gentleman there had the ticket and we can't wait for him it would be only fair to give him that because sure would you mind 947 [Applause] Orange okay thank yeah of [Applause] course oh any the ladies from tenal here ah okay sorry I offended you okay so tenable what did ten give us again they gave us the oh ten have got it's Nik air trainers limited edition and I have to

give them your [Music] details any size you want they're limited edition they be custom made oh they're custom made limited edition ones they got the tenable logo on the back right so uh you madam [Music]

yes thank you help helps appreciated 810 no no yeah orange orange I'm bribe of all fine other

colors s Opex that's what it is you're not piing any more [Applause] tickets white yeah yeah thank you 818 81

81 we got one yep

[Music] [Applause] he I'm going to wait till they get here and tell them his pointless to come

[Applause] here [Music] thank you we need to get your email address okay have it now because of M so would you mind yeah in your own [Applause] measure Tesco Luke Luke was Luke Luke was nominated I think Luke okay test go right go fine fine every little

helps green 879 379 I do it's been a long day 3793 [Music] yes and that's what you get for the telling the Tesco joke after I told

it slightly value brand much okay um Sam meab beam are you around and she's in the bar is she good girl right we kind of forgot now looking at that to put put X beam down and so um there's two prizes from ex beam there're these mobile phone charger things which you put you opens up and you put your phone in it cleans it so two more prizes go after this wait no no wait if you're running away choose a ticket come on ticket come on [Music]

if this is your winning ticket you're going to miss out 833 [Applause] [Music] [Applause] orange no [Music] yeah no it doesn't work like that no you have have to get this ticket you can't just show onama back okay chose one oh just happens to be mine right um no uh 224 [Music] White don't all stand

[Applause] out thank you thank xob not [Applause] Tesco we have um 711 orange yeah

[Applause] M work the princip of trust Now give me the token

this is EXO beam as well um it's Matari no it's a retro games A500 mini new keyboard was like Commodore 25 amga games it's amga not Commodore serious sorry sorry for you that have a childhood I had a spectrum 72 176 sorry 176 White Woo

hang on hang on did he give you that [Music] [Laughter] ticket what else do you have it we got one more [Music] prize right okay we're nearly there the final leg security blue team like I mentioned in four fantastic our Diamond sponsor this year they are very kindly are they here anyone SC you okay no worry so screw blue team are giv away one of the blt1 courses for free and so you get four months access to videos and that kind of stuff the exam whole works who wants to pick a ticket out cuz I want security is not here it's not why [Music] 836 orange you [Applause] [Music] no over orange 776 wo

[Applause] [Music] at this point in the evening I don't even want to check your ticket now I have to give you the prize so I you go downstairs l b yes I'll introduce you to Becky from The Blue Team and she'll get you the prize thank you so it's of course you can do the exam the whole works cool pretty cool they are yes fantastic

so that's it um thank you very much for coming would you mind if we put this on again next year okay in which case if you could stop arguing about tickets next year that' be handy but um no that's great we have ideas and um we come we we'll we'll be out soon find out and with that beers downstairs or in the ball and uh [Applause] bye oh yeah oh hang on sorry one more prize no there there's also pizzas coming out during the evening as well so um make a enjoy