BSides San Antonio 2026 June 13 at St. Mary's University A CTO defined six autonomous AI agents and merged the PR eleven seconds later. Zero reviews. This isn't anecdote: it's structural. I built a forensic engine to audit AI-augmented codebases, and I'm running it live on stage on a popular AI agent framework. Air-gapped static analysis, cryptographic provenance, per-blank human attestation, and five questions every defender should be able to answer about their own infrastructure Monday morning.