Most corporate phishing programs fail because they prioritize vanity metrics over actual behavioral change. Modern methods are easily identified and almost useless. This session provides corporate security teams with a proven blueprint to transform phishing simulations from a "check-the-box" exercise into a high-engagement security initiative. We will explore a method that combines scheduled and spontaneous simulations to keep users vigilant. Attendees will learn how to transition away from "death by training videos" toward interactive "Lunch & Learns" that have reduced one startup's click rate from 40% to under 10% in a year. Learn how to humanize security, engage peers like a game of "I Spy," and move security out of the shadows. --- About Mr. Sprawl: Professional Phisher I am a social engineering enthusiast. Getting myself through school, into concerts, and even into jobs through social engineering I find how humans work interesting and enjoyable. Currently I'm the residing Email Engineer at [REDACTED]. I've done red team, blue team, and everything in between but always return to Phishing. Recorded live at BSides312 2026. --- Chapters: 0:00 Introduction 0:40 Who This Talk Is For 1:30 Does Your Phishing Campaign Look the Same Every Time? 2:20 Tools: GoPhish, Barracuda, Proofpoint 3:20 You Need a Willingness to Annoy Your Peers 3:50 The Dungeon Master Analogy 4:40 Boilerplate and the Check-the-Box Mentality 5:30 Nobody Remembers Ads 6:20 The Alternative: Lunch and Learns 7:40 Coming Out of the Shadows 8:20 How to Run It: Live, Virtual, Recorded 9:40 Your Face Is Your Selling Point 10:40 Show the Email and Let Them Solve It 11:40 Then Highlight Every Red Flag 13:00 Participation Begets Experience 14:00 Passed Over Because Nobody Knows You 15:00 Social Engineering Your Own CEO 15:40 Getting Started: Resources Means Your Time 16:40 Getting Buy-In From Stakeholders 17:20 Clicked vs. Reported, Opened vs. Ignored 18:00 Schrodinger's Email 19:00 MGM: Not Ocean's Eleven, Just a Phone Call 19:20 Make the Emails Personal and Local 21:20 The Result: 40% Click Rate Down to Under 10% 22:00 Q&A: What to Do With People Who Fail 24:00 Q&A: Applying This Externally --- Mentioned in this talk: - GoPhish - Barracuda - Proofpoint Full BSides312 2026 playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZnyzZE8j8jw