We now live in a world where blockchains exist, and often times, they’re full of what is now considered to be money. That’s pretty neat. So how might one crack open these pinatas and obtain the delicious goodies within? This talk will focus on using and abusing Ethereum smart contracts for fun and sometimes profit, starting with the basics and then diving deep into the latest dumpster fires and the latest tools and techniques for setting them. Security researcher from Portland Oregon. Locally affiliated with PDX2600, RainSec, Sophsec, ^H, PDX Bitcoin, BSidesPDX. Hacks stuff @ ConsenSys Diligence