BSides DC 2016 - Closing Ceremony & Good Bye

the b-sides DC 2016 videos are brought to you by clear jobs net and cyber sex calm tools for your next career move and Antietam technologies focusing on advanced cyber detection analysis and mitigation alright let's get started everyone first things first and the closing ceremony is my first thing to say is oh hi and thank you thank you to everyone's here thank you to everyone who's still here thank you to the villages IOT village tool wireless village everyone had a great time they were jam-packed full every time I saw them other all over in the Congressional rooms will have announcements of the winners and a few slots Creek kids Jenny and true another excellent year we had a

better space this year last year it was just jam-packed full and it was a kind of like ping-pong balls in a lotto machine this year we had new black badge when actually we had a returning black badge winner who bought a team this time so he passed on his knowledge we had super cool 3d printing thank you to the people who brought 3d printers absolutely and then no blood injuries too spiky this year so yay for spiky not hurting himself we always leave the Morgan spiking the same alright the crypto contest if you saw a Pikachu's running around you were not hallucinating so the winners are team defunct John feely met her at and Jimmy crumpler an

excellent job it was a very close contest by the way all right net Wars mr. Blanchard come on up I am giving a marketing guy a microphone I know he I know he's going to tell that joke run away as a marketing does it get everyone here I'm gonna run over here so I don't feedback night so oh so at the sands booth we asked people to sign up for a chance to win four months of networks continuous which is like networks we did on Friday raise your hand if you were at networks on Friday guys thank you so much for participating being a part of that huh I was like Red Baron to stand

up I'd like to embarrass you for a moment that guy right there one the solo competition is and he's been invited to the terminal champions that's happening at a sans event in December but we had 97 people register or sign up and I'm gonna pull one at random I'm actually gonna have you pull it so that way it's not it's not break door anything no you're you're supposed to say you cannot say if you will dispute the results all right you did not have to be present to win I'm about to slaughter this name I'm just gonna spell it ra q ji ji ji ji ta Oh mayor they have a phone number you're good

there's a phone number I'll just call I'll just I'll just call that person so congratulations to the name of that person and then there's a there's a thing that I like to do at the end and Alex that I could do it cool rock paper scissors so I have one more certificate to give away this is a four months of networks continuous training if you would like a chance to get this what you'll do next is stand up and when you stand up if you want this there's going to be people to the left or right of you I want you to pair up in groups of two haha what you're going to do is rock

paper scissors yeah this small enough everyone come up to the front it wants to play everybody come up yeah stem quickly staff you are available to play or elderly like Harry Harry Harry yes everybody hurry up hurry up our own night everyone in the room is eligible if you want to try thank you Alex let me do this ah speed is of the essence people all right so here we go pair up with somebody and it's gonna be single elimination of single elimination it's gonna be Rock Paper Scissors shoot if you lose please go back to your seat on the count of three everybody if I have somebody one two three shoots three weight is up nearly people begin for all

of you who lost already go ahead and sit down all right all right let's pair up again and go on his counter Rock papers on a count of three one two three go

this is going well yeah this is who's left all right all right yeah rock beats scissors all right yep you're through the next round all right on the count of three one two three goats go check up go Jay have it all three of you play at the same time is that possible no no this is okay all right I've never done this before don't get my mother's before they'll get momma Dee are you to first he gay ready ha ha we had two rocks in case i see i will narrate here we go and now we're down to a finale ready want to count of three one two three

congratulations congratulations nice and now I'll turn the microphone back over to Alex thank you all very much and besides thank you for allowing sans to sponsor and bring networks back again and hopefully we can return again next year that back up found this one again can you hear me thank you Jason alright so back to additional villages the wireless village had the individual winners the number one was Papa shell number two muninn and number three Josh in general all right I have not seen jokes I do not believe the first place winner is here we'll get there black beds to them or is he Papa she'll come on up and for winning the loop for

winning the wireless CTF is presented with a be sized DC black badge which gets you in for life or for as long as we exist or free

all right IOT village third-place team was lurkers with I believe nineteen thousand points second place team was defense points security with 23,000 points and first place the wolf grip wolf brigade with 25,000 points and I'm told by Lisa this is the highest score this year including def con so congratulations anyone from that team here now is anyone from that team here now come on up yes any black badge winners see Duran here afterwards so that we can get you noted in our book of black badges for the next year's

yes point three CTF team space cats was the winners anyone from Team space cats here actually nope I know team space cats is not here so we will get them their badges they also what's that still got one come on up do you have the belt no come on up oh the belt is already left but the belt was awesome and semantics ETF oh yes yes I and semantics ETF the winners here were awarded a Bose wireless speaker and I'm not going to try to read all of the twitter names but another hand for the semantics ETF Meyers

alright the hacked over fest party who went to the party last night there were a lot of people there when I went in thank you again to Jacob and everyone from altis consulting Corporation for sponsoring this party and helping us out with that they're great every year so far last year I think we went through something like 450 drink tickets i think this year I through about six or seven hundred so so well done sponsors again I'd be remiss if I didn't mention our sponsors they help us out every year they make this possible for for all of us to be here and have fun all weekend runnington quickly are engaged the audience sponsors above and beyond or

above and beyond for poking beyond my daughter doing her best to entertain core supporters up-and-coming and other thanks okay the final attendance numbers if you know this because I know some of you do don't guess but anybody have any guesses not quite that high all right here we go for the 640 all right here we go final attendance I am not even kidding that's the number i added it up and i started laughing I was like 15 and the team of course this is the board this is people who've been working nights and weekends thanks to everyone who's been here you've seen them you've seen them around the con doing all sorts of things and of course thank

you to mr. Jack Daniel for giving us the idea in the first place

all right now that we're all sufficiently tired next year besides DC October seventh through ninth so mark your calendars and thank you again everyone and we'll see you next year

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